Predictions about the future
"You'll never get away with it, Dyson!"
"I already ha.. aa... aaaaaaaAAAAAA VREEEEEEM"
The Adobe presentation at Apple's launch was pretty strange.
And now, to show off Adobe's new image editing tools for the iPad Pro, Eric Snowden.
I'm not quite happy with the model's smile
This is a new product we're launching called Adobe Photoshop Fix
It has facial mapping, so we can isolate her lips and just give her a little bit more of a smile.
Okay, now that' we've got that, let's toss a little junk in that trunk. Just round out that sweet booty a little bit.
Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Now it's TITTY TIME.
I think it's strange that a small portion of Apple's launch show was dedicated to fixing a woman's appearance.
Walt: Don't think of Apple as some kind of monster.
| Walt: No, think of it more like an amorphous beast with many voices
and opinions who absolutely controls your fate, that you can't
reason or even communicate with. Which is why, in order to guard our
profitability, I have this shrine.
| Five pastel coloured candles in behind an early model iPod.
In comparison, io.js drama seems almost reasonable.