Assembly is still the only option in some environments. It's also popular with some hobbyists for the romance and difficulty of it. Horse.
| C# is like a really nice car that's tied to an enormous, unwieldy anchor.
| *Walt shakes Cube Drone awake* Walt: Wake up, you fell asleep watching conference videos again.
| Cube Drone *obviously groggy*: Perl is like getting hit by a truck.
Look, sometimes it's okay to fall asleep at work. I hope.