First frame: Cube Drone, to Sparky: Sparky, you've never been to Revolver? Trendy coffee-shop in Vancouver?
| Second frame: It's a magical place where you pay an exorbitant fee to have a coffee slowly poured for you.
| Third frame: And all this in a cafe so small, you'll have to fight for space while they gently caress your coffee to life.
And I said 'dammit, Revolver, get off my lawn, I ain't givin you no tree fiddy'
Walt: Attention, everyone! Word around the office is that you guys want some kind of trendy coffee solution, like a pourover or espresso machine. |
Walt: Of course, this company isn't just about chasing trends - it's also about predicting them - which is why what I bought you is great! It has all of the old-fashioned charm of a pourover and the great taste of well-made joe. |
Cube-Drone: He bought us a percolator?
Miloslav: Almost certainly.
We've combined the romance of a pourover with an advanced integrated circuit, providing... okay, it's a coffee maker from 1987
Cube Drone: Which K-Cup should I pick today? Donut Shop or Brazilian Rainforest? Decisions, decisions... |
Meanwhile, at the Keurig Factory, a whistling worker in safety gear oversees a machine that just dumps the same beans into both cups.
Except when they are filling the Brazilian Rainforest K-Cups, a cheery bossa nova tune plays on the radio.