The only three presentations that junior programmers ever give:
| First frame: (Sparky stands on a podium, giving a presentation) 'Unit Testing: How Does it Work?',
| Second frame: 'Code Style: Tabs vs Spaces vs Neither, Where to Put The Curly Brace, The More Trivial the Better',
| Third frame: 'Why My Code is Self Documenting, But Your Code Needs Comments, Examples, a Glossary and a Tutorial'
This also holds true for their articles and interpretive dance competitions