Sparky can't stop telling people that he's doing Crossfit
Lain: Have you noticed that Sparky's been going out of his way to mention he's doing Crossfit, like, all the time?
Cube Drone: Uh... no? |
Sparky: Guys - I have to skip team building. I have another team to work with. My sweet delts. *shoulder flex* |
Cube Drone is reading a text from Sparky: p.s. crossfit btw
Wait, we weren't doing any team building today. Dammit, Sparky.
There are only two hard things in Computer Science
Miloslav: There are only two hard things in Computer Science. |
Walt: Cache invalidation and naming?
Miloslav: What? No. |
Miloslav (flexing his biceps): These!
This started out as a butt joke but it was harder to draw well.
Guy 1: Oh no! The internet is getting stale! Whatever can we do?
Guy 1 <to guy 2>: Are you panicking?
Guy 2: I am! Panicking with concern! That's the worst kind of panic!
Guy 1: What's that sound? |
woosh President of the Internet |
President: HTML7 |
President: Canvas is now Denim |
President: Websockets is now Web-Two-Cans-Strung-Together |
President: doctype zalgo |
Guy 1 and Guy 2: ... |
Guy 1 and Guy 2: HOORAY!
Denim is now burlap! Websockets is back! C++ natively!