Code quality has many factors.
Sparky: I don't think my code is compact enough. How do I get better?
Milo: Compact isn't a very good measure of code quality. You have to consider clarity, correctness, performance, testability, shine, bounce, curl...
Sparky: Wait... bounce?
Milo: You should have seen my hair when I was your age. I looked like Vidal Sassoon.
Vidal Sassoon was credited with creating the wedge bob. Now imagine Milo with a wedge bob. It's great, right? Like a giant, angry clown.
Milo is looking at himself in a mirror. |
A single grey hair erupts from his widow's peak. 'grey-sploing!'. |
(Back in the office) Walt: Hey, Milo - what did you do to your hair?
Milo is completely bald. Milo: It was holding me back.