Software developers are like this in real life, I promise
Cube Drone: Hey, if we put an IoT Lightbulb inside the bathroom, we can check whether it's on or off from a web interface. No more wasted bathroom trips when the can is occupied! |
Melissa: Nah - what if someone leaves the light on? We'd need a microphone in there.
Warbeard: Or some biometrics! Lots of people have heart attacks on the john. |
Several revisions later: Milo is wearing a large, clunky "Poop Helmet v7.4".
This is based closely on a very real conversation that we had at work.