Melissa: So, here's the scam. The app I wrote just logs into tinder with an image randomly selected from a Google image search for "sexy". Anybody who messages her is paired with the next person to message her. Then, it just acts as a proxy, ferrying messages from one horny dude to the next.
<CEO and Milo are on a date.>
Milo: Well, nobody's perfect. Still want to do this?
CEO: (icily) No.
It's also programmed to swap all images transferred with pictures of a loading gif spinning.