Haskell is an electric car. Everybody agrees that it is the technology of the future,
and yet, 20 years later, adoption is still niche. Proponents insist that it is
practical and easy to use, but it still has a perhaps-deserved reputation of being
a monumental pain in the ass.
| O'Caml is a solar car. Only ever seen in R&D departments and university campuses;
doesn't work when it's raining outside.
| Toyota knew that the trick to getting people to accept a new technology was to
anchor it to something old, reliable, popular, and awful, so the prius contained
an internal combustion engine. Scala.
I thought Scala was a wonderful idea and a beautifully expressive language until I saw some other people's Scala. Nobody got the memo about operator overloading being terrible, apparently.
Miloslav is delivering a presentation.
| Second frame: Or Akka Actors in Scala. Concurrency sure is simpler to manage with non-shared memory and immutable messages, huh? Ok, with that, let's begin.
| Third frame: (He waves at his presentation title) Processes & Pipes: They've been in Unix for like 40 goddamn years.
You'd be surprised at how many of our solutions were already solved, 10 years before I was born.