Sparky: How do I get prod credentials?
Milo: You don't.
Sparky: Huh?
Milo: You need a keyfob.
Milo: Okay. First you put on meat helmet. Then you go into bear pit. 
Sparky: Okay. Now what?
Milo: Then you fight bear.
Bear: Hph.

Don't Prod The Bear - April 21, 2016, 7:53 a.m.

> distract bear How? > remove meat helmet Meat helmet removed. Bear is lunging towards it! > throw meat helmet Where? Bear tackles you to the ground! > panic You promptly shit your pants. You have been eaten by a bear. sparky milo security prod

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