#-1 - Leaderocity

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[Title: Cube Drone in: Leaderocity: The Speed of Change]

[Caption: There is one undying constant that every drone must someday face: the personality quiz.]

[Caption: One of the higher ups was bored. He was wandering through a book store, and then POW!]
Executive: Whoa!

[Caption: He found a book.]
[Book: Leaderocity The Speed of Change]

[Caption: The book was expensive. It had a shiny cover.]
[SFX: Shine!]
[Price tag: $34.95]

[Caption: It was written by a wealthy-looking CEO!]
[Book: Author J. Tilligan Moneysworth CEO of Leader-tute]

[Caption: And, most importantly, it looked short.]
[Note: 83 pages, big font, that's 2 poops, tops.]

[Caption: This executive read it.]
Executive: Oh, man, I am totally going to managementize my leaderocity!

[Caption: And did the quiz contained inside.]
[Screen: Leadernet]
[SFX: click click]

[Screen: You are an: EXECUTIVE • Commanding • Sexy • Firm • Unyielding]
Executive: Hell yes.

[Caption: The quiz made the executive feel good.]
Executive: Hell yeah! I am so totally an executive.

Executive: The underlings must try this.

[Caption: Several thousand dollars of company money later...]
Executive: Quizzes for everyone!

[Caption: So, now you're taking a personality quiz.]
[Screen: select your answers: I am more ○ Awesome ○ Dynamic ● Fire them all, burn down the company, laugh in the ashes. NEXT ▷]

[Caption: The way these quizzes work is simple: first, they ask you what you are like.]
[Screen: I am more: ● QUIET ○ LOUD ○ Fire them all, bur]

[Caption: Then, later, they tell you what you are like.]
[Screen: INTROVERT. You are an INTROVERT. You like to be quiet and occasionally to burn everything. You often find yourself at a loss for words in your solemn quietude. You should team up with sup]
[Picture: SAD.]

[Caption: At one point or another, everybody shares their type.]
Coworker: INFJ.
Coworker: Learner.
Coworker: 90% Leader.
Cube Drone: Sociopath.

[Caption: And that is the last you will ever hear of it.]

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