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#100 - shrimp.js

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#100 - shrimp.js

look, maybe you're on a diet and you can only eat shrimp - that doesn't mean that you're not ruining the noodle experience for dozens, DOZENS of people behind you


Transcript

Cube Drone: Before I begin my talk, I'd like to draw some attention to the gentleman with the red hat in the third row, who was right in front of me at lunch.
[Podium: SFU]

Cube Drone: Pictured here, carefully, with surgical precision, taking every last shrimp from the shrimp & noodle tray.

Cube Drone: You violated a social contract and left naught but a bereft, shrimpless mass of noodles in your wake.
Cube Drone: For SHAME.

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