#181 - Poop Helmet

I was just looking for excuses to buy an IoT lightbulb. I never really found a good one.
Transcript
Cube Drone: HEY, IF WE PUT AN IOT LIGHT BULB INSIDE THE BATHROOM, WE CAN CHECK WHETHER IT'S ON OR OFF FROM A WEB INTERFACE.
Cube Drone: NO MORE WASTED BATHROOM TRIPS WHEN THE CAN IS OCCUPIED!
[Sign: please, wash your damn dishes -walt]
Melissa: NAH- WHAT IF SOMEONE LEAVES THE LIGHT ON? WE'D NEED A MICROPHONE IN THERE.
Warbeard: OR SOME BIOMETRICS! LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE HEART ATTACKS ON THE JOHN.
[Caption: SEVERAL REVISIONS LATER...]
[Helmet: POOP HELMET V7.4]
[Helmet display: ♥ 103]
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