#187 - Exercise Your Calm

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[Caption: BUG 356 - ATTEMPT 6]
Laptop: fail.

[Caption: ATTEMPT 14]
Laptop: fail.

[Caption: BREATHE DEEPLY. YOU ARE GETTING PAID. CALM DOWN. YOU MUST NOT GET FRUSTRATED.]
[Caption: FRUSTRATION IS THE MIND KILLER.]
[Caption: ADEQUATE DOCUMENTATION IS UNREASONABLE TO EXPECT FROM INTERNALLY DEVELOPED SOFTWARE.]
[Caption: EXERCISE YOUR CALM.]
[Caption: YOU CAN'T TIE YOUR SELF-WORTH TO THE SUCCESS OF YOUR SOFTWARE CAREER.]

[Caption: ATTEMPTS 36, 37, AND 38]
Laptop: fail.
Laptop: fail.
Laptop: fail.

Walt: HEY THERE, BUDDY.
Walt: WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP?
[Sound: huph huph]

Cube Drone: OH, HEY THERE, WALT! DEFINITELY I DIDN'T SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.
Cube Drone: NOT ME. NO SIRREE.

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