#215 - The Year is 2038

GOP: Cool Ranch is even more apropos now that their lead guy is the human equivalent of a Dorito
Transcript
[Caption: THE YEAR IS 2038]
[Caption: GOP: COOL RANCH® DEFUNDS NASA; ONLY OFFICIAL DUTY TRAINING TOUR GUIDES FOR FRITO-LAY CREATION MUSEUM.]
[Caption: APPLE PROVIDES MASTER ENCRYPTION KEYS TO FBI. FBI IMMEDIATELY REPOSTS ALL CONTENT TO REVENGE PORN WEBSITE, THEN LOSES KEYS BETWEEN COUCH CUSHIONS.]
[Badge: FBI]
[Caption: DYSON FOLDS AFTER CREATOR IS SUCKED INTO BLADELESS FAN SUPERWEAPON IN BOND-ESQUE STANDOFF.]
Man: HA HA HA
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