#220 - The Upcoming Blackberry Watch

The upcoming blackberry watch is more than just a timepiece; it's also heavy!
Transcript
[Caption: PFFT. YOU THINK THAT'S IMPRESSIVE? THE UPCOMING BLACKBERRY WATCH ISN'T JUST GOLD PLATED - IT WILL WEIGH OVER 5kg - 2 OF WHICH ARE PRECIOUS BAUXITE.]
Man in pink shirt: CHECK OUT THIS BAD BOY!
[Caption: U2? NO WAY. THE BLACKBERRY WATCH WILL COME PRE-LOADED WITH A SPOKEN WORD WILLIAM SHATNER ALBUM.]
Watch: YOU WANNA SLEEP WITH COMMON PEOPLE?
[Caption: THE UPCOMING BLACKBERRY WATCH USES TEXT-TO-SPEECH TO SHOUT ALL OF YOUR NOTIFICATIONS AT YOU. THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL.]
Watch: REMEMBER YOUR BUTT MEDICINE!
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