#224 - Functional Purity
but what if the racist has important things to say about functional programming?
You might think I’m joking about the insane graphs and charts but you would be wrong.
Transcript
Man in purple shirt: IN RESPONSE TO RECENT DEMANDS THAT LAMBDACONF BAN AN OUTSPOKEN RACIST FROM SPEAKING AT OUR CONFERENCE...
[Chart: Venn diagram - TRUTH / "TRUTH"]
Man in purple shirt: WE'VE LOGICALLY PROVEN, USING GRAPHS, THAT TO CAPITULATE WOULD VIOLATE THE PROPERTY OF IMMUTABILITY - A PROPERTY REQUIRED BY A PURELY FUNCTIONAL CONFERENCE.
[Chart: (A → X(~Y) V ☹) → ROCKAPELLA
PSYCHOPATH <— YOU —> PSYCHOPATH
STICKS ∈ STONES ∀ STICKS
ALL SPECIES TOGETHER
HUMANS / MARS? / MAMMALS
SENTIENT PENIS FOLK
ASSAULT: MURDER ✓ STABBING ✓ VERBAL ✓ OTHER ?
CIRCULAR REASONING (X) (Y)
MORALITY IS IMPOSSIBLE
LEVITICUS 20:13
WHAT COULD OTHER BE?
ALL KNOWLEDGE RELATIVE?
ROCKEFEL]
Man in purple shirt: AND THE CONFERENCE MUST REMAIN PURE.
[Chart: MY TRUTH - TRUTH / "TRUTH"]
Bound man: MMMF! MMMF!
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