#227 - You Don't Get Prod Credentials

> distract bear
How?
> remove meat helmet
Meat helmet removed. Bear is lunging towards it!
> throw meat helmet
Where? Bear tackles you to the ground!
> panic
You promptly shit your pants.
You have been eaten by a bear.

Transcript

Man in green jacket: HOW DO I GET PROD CREDENTIALS?
Milo: YOU DON'T
Man in green jacket: HUH?
Milo: YOU NEED A KEYFOB.

Milo: OKAY. FIRST YOU PUT ON MEAT HELMET. THEN YOU GO INTO BEAR PIT.

Man in green jacket: OKAY. NOW WHAT?
Milo: THEN YOU FIGHT BEAR.
Bear: HPH.

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