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#244 - Leader/Follower

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#244 - Leader/Follower

hey you revolutionaries keep away from my production servers


Transcript

Cube Drone: LOOK, MASTER/SLAVE IS STILL A SHITTY NAMING SCHEME FOR DISTRIBUTED SYSTEMS THAT MAKES LIGHT OF SOME VERY REAL HORRORS.
Milo: THAT IS THE WAY IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN. WHY MAKE WAVES?

Cube Drone: LET'S IMAGINE THAT INSTEAD OF A GARBAGE COLLECTOR, WE HAD A PROCESS CALLED A "BRUTAL DICTATOR", AND IT ROUNDED UP ALL OF YOUR PROGRAM'S UNFIT MEMORY TO BE SHOT. WOULD THAT BE OKAY?

Milo: IN THIS SITUATION IT IS BEST TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, CONVERT YOUR HRYVNIA INTO RUBLES, AND FLEE THE COUNTRY.
Cube Drone: WE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT PROGRAMMING!

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