#247 - HTTP Reference Chart

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[Caption: HTTP REFERENCE CHART:]
[200: OK.]
[271: GREAT!]
[275: THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE WORKED, BUT DID... SOMEHOW.]
[2.99: HOT DOG W/ RELISH]
[500: SOMETHING BAD AND UNEXPECTED HAPPENED.]
[501: DIDN'T FINISH BUILDING THIS BIT.]
[502: NGINX BROKE]
[503: SERVERS CURRENTLY VERY ON FIRE.]
[504: NOT SURE IF 502 OR 503]
[505+: PROGRAMMERS BROKEN]

[301: MOVED PERMANENTLY]
[302: SEE 303]
[303: SEE 301]
[307: MOVED TEMPORARILY]
[309: RELOCATED TO SAN JOSE]
[311: MOVED EMOTIONALLY]
[304: CACHED]
[344: THE REAL HTTP RESPONSE WAS FRIENDSHIP ALL ALONG]
[348: HIDDEN, BUT BADLY ENOUGH TO FIND EASILY]
[350: PURCHASED BY GOOGLE IN 2012. PURPOSE UNKNOWN.]
[372: PURCHASED BY YAHOO IN 2003. MISMANAGED INTO OBSCURITY.]

[400: YOU DUN' FUCKED UP]
[401: CREDENTIALS MISSING]
[403: NO, DAMMIT]
[404: NOT FOUND]
[405: METHOD NOT ALLOWED.]
[406: UNACCEPTABLE!!]
[410: JUST WENT OUT FOR A BIT TO BUY SMOKES - BACK ANY DAY NOW]
[418: TEAPOT (SELF-EXPLANATORY)]
[429: COOL YOUR JETS]
[431: YOUR REQUEST IS TOO DAMN BIG.]
[451: YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS DEEMED THIS RESOURCE A THREAT TO SECURITY.]
[458: REQUEST TOO SEXY]
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