#267 - The Sound of Silence

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[Header: CUBE DRONE CUBE DRONE CUBE DRONE]
Interviewer (offscreen): XYZZY, WHY DO YOU PREFER TO WORK REMOTELY?
Xyzzy: I FEEL LIKE I CAN ONLY WORK WHEN IT'S QUIET - LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY LAST JOB

Coworkers: OPEN OFFICES ARE THE NEW HOTNESS!
Coworkers: EXTENDED ANECDOTE!
Coworkers: HEADPHONES UP!
Coworkers: OFFICE DOG IS SO CUTE!
[Sound effect: BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK]

Salesman: WE MADE A SALE! BANG THAT SALES GONG!
[Sound effect: GONGGGG]
[Sound effect: BRBRBRBR]
Coworker: OH! SOUNDS LIKE CONSTRUCTION OUTSIDE!

Coworker: OOP! ORCHESTRATION TEAM'S ARRIVED!
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