#30 - Five Nines, You Didn't Specify Where
Is Warbeard bad at his job?
Transcript
[Title: cube drone]
Warbeard: Hey, this is Warbeard, your friendly neighborhood dev-ops.
Phone: Server's down! Fix it!
[T-shirt: Do not taunt happy fun Lin[ux] (illegible at this size)]
Warbeard: Yeah, scheduled downtime.
Phone: You don't GET downtime. We've got a five nines support contract.
[T-shirt: Do not taunt Happy Fun Lin[ux]]
Warbeard: Uh... have you READ the support contract?
[Fine print: † 50.99999% uptime]
[Document: Contract]
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