#37 - Because I Could

i looked into this and it turns out that the data density would be so low that this would be gigabytes of fake verbiage
Transcript
[cube drone]
Cube Drone: Check this out! I built a file encoding program that uses Markov chains to convert files into seemingly random English paragraphs so that I can use blog comments as a free online file storage system.
[Screen: Comments:
BadassMofo: Enough of that, the restaurant is going to be free, and very powerful. I suspect that my credit card number have no card at all what a waste! I w... even mention the wa... of nicknames spre... across America. A... Now I'm free, fr... as a big pile o...
MacHeath: What?
Badass...]
Man in sweater: ...why?
Cube Drone: I... don't know.
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