#99 - Ingenuity of Sorts

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[Caption: The year is 2038. StackOverflow has become sentient.]
[Background screen text, partly hidden: hello world i am ali... / ...ust want to help do... / ...ny ques...s for me / your pro...s i will / solve... ...at ot... / ...el... ...utio...]
[Caption: All it does is deliver strong shocks to coders who use tabs and spaces interchangeably.]

[Caption: It started by trying to shock any remaining PHP coders.]
PHP coder: MOTHERFU
[Caption: But most of them quickly decided that the shocks were just another feature of the language.]

[Caption: When the shocks stopped, 3 PHP coders filed complaints.]
[Slide: OUR STACK / PHP / MySQL / APACHE / PAINFUL SHOCKS]
[Caption: Claiming that they had built critical functionality that depended on the periodic free electricity.]