the smart play when planning layoffs is to invite everyone to an open-ended afternoon social event and simply lay off all of the people unbothered enough to attend

people have been promising to cut the bureaucracy out of government since I was a wee lad, but it turns out that if BC Hydro is just a CEO and 600 free-roaming linemen everything goes to shit real quick

i’ve invented a new term for empty corporatespeak that I’d like to share:

“brandiloquence”

thank you, you may now go about your day as usual