Get Ready For Sound So Awesome You Will Shit in Your Pants

you will not be able to stop
uncontrollably shitting
your chair will be ruined
you will see a doctor
with tears in your eyes
and genuine concern
after emergency hydration
you will be screened
the day that you find out
you don't have cancer
will be the second best day
of your life
becasue the first best day
was the day that you heard
the

Creatixx Sound Pounder GX Pro 9

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