The Customer Is Always Right

I’ve never seen a customer try and pull the insane “the customer is always right” card in front of me, and I’ve been preparing in my heart to leap from the sidelines and confront this imaginary aggressor my entire life - the actual saying is “the customer is always right in matters of taste”, you are not granted an epistemological Get Out of Jail Free card just because of a saying you half-heard one time and didn’t understand, and “the customer is always right” isn’t even the policy here

no I won’t get off this chair