Hi! This is a little microproject I want to do: I want to compress my years of experience building the API backend of a top-50 Steam game into a bunch of weird, rambling advice that I can deliver with all of the authority of someone who can’t differentiate success due to merit from success due to luck.
Sometimes I feel like the only remaining MongoDB fan out there.
See, the thing that actually most programmers remember about MongoDB is this viral meme:
database products that don’t allow you to set the username and password from environment variables, I wish you a very WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
please, i need this for my setup pipeline to be smooth
Like the databases I prefer, I am eventually consistent