my body is ALSO a wonderland but it’s one of the ones from the horror movies where all of the music is off key and most of the rides make sinister noises and it doesn’t look like anybody has been taking care of the place

local children are enjoying the snow and it strikes me that I do not enjoy the sound of children’s joy, which is possibly the most senescent thing I could say

anyhoo, off to close the old community center

I’m going to become impossibly rich when I find a way to monetize the feeling you get when someone under the age of 20 agrees that one of your dusty old-man obsessions is cool

why yes, Timotheigh, this is Discovery, by Daft Punk, and it bangs