I Want To Talk About The Meaning Behind My Tattoo

Have you ever looked at a person with tattoos and thought “I should ask about those tattoos, but I bet they’re tired of talking about them?”

You’re wrong. That person has a tattoo instead of a personality. They’re desperate for you to ask about the meanings behind their tattoos. Even the dumb ones. Especially the dumb ones.

So let’s talk about mine! I’ve had this one for 2 years, now!

of course Santa is real, he’s created anew every year by hundreds of older family members trying to make the world seem a little more special and magical

getting to become Santa for just a few magical moments a year is one of the great things about having kids around

and that’s why I learned how to rotoscope to drop a Santa into my younger brother’s exact Christmas Eve chimney very quickly between 12:30 and 2:30 AM on Christmas morning

I am trying to sell them the world. Any decent realtor,

walking you through a real shithole, chirps on

about good bones: This place could be beautiful,

right? You could make this place beautiful.