from r/kitchenconfidential, “The grizzly came to eat again”

i’m not going to lie, I look at this man’s order and think

“you know”

“he’s not WRONG”

this is the “hear me out” of sushi orders

look, we all know what the best sushi is

why not Only

On one hand, sushi that’s any bigger than bite-sized is a tell-tale sign that you are not in a classy sushi restaurant.

On the other hand, there’s a certain visceral pleasure to be had opening your mouth real wide and packing a softball sized california roll in there, presumably impressing your date.