"reverse Superman", where a human is raised on an

"reverse Superman", where a human is raised on an alien planet where they're extremely soft and weak by human standards and the human keeps getting roped into heroics by virtue of their inexplicable human powers

"you can SEE chemicals with your NOSE?"

"it's called smelling"

"We've hit him with our strongest attack, the hose"

"And he's still standing?"

"As far as I can tell their outermost layer is completely waterproof"

(everyone gasps)