piano man

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin. (gross)

He said SON CAN YOU PLAY ME A MELODY

I try not to make eye contact

'CAUSE MY DICK'S IN THIS GIN

BUT IT'S NOT QUITE ALL IN

(muffled shouting as he's dragged out of the bar)

YOU CAN'T KEEP ME OUT, I'LL BE BACK