Uncharted 4

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[Caption: UNCHARTED 4]
Woman: HEY, HONEY - YOU SEEM KINDA DOWN, LATELY. DO YOU WANT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE?
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Man: NAH, BABY, I'M FINE. YOU'RE ALL THE ADVENTURE I NEED.
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Woman: I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU GET ALL PENSIVE AND SULLEN WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN CRAWLING WALLS AND KILLING SMALL ARMIES OF ARMED MEN
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Woman: I'M NOT GOING TO GET MAD OR ANYTHING. WE MET ON AN ADVENTURE. I LIKE THEM, TOO. WE COULD BE HUNTING DOWN ANCIENT AZTEC TREASURES BY FRIDAY AFTERNOON IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
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Man: I TOLD YOU, I'M FINE.
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Man: OH, WHILE WE'RE TALKING, ME AND MY LONG-LOST BROTHER ARE GOING OUT OF TOWN FOR A WHILE.
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Man: NOT FOR A SPRAWLING PIRATE ADVENTURE, THOUGH. JUST FOR... UH... BUSINESS.
Woman: uh...huh.
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[Caption: LIKE, FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER.]
Man (on phone): HEY, HONEY! THIS BUSINESS HAS GOT ME ALL TIED UP! GONNA MISS DINNER
[Sound effect: BLAMBLAMBLAM]
[Sound effect: KAPLOOM!]
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Woman: GOD DAMMIT, I CAN'T TELL IF HE THINKS I'M STUPID OR HE'S JUST AN ASSHOLE.
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